City Beat

I know the young lady here didn’t design her T-shirt, but I guess if you’re some kind of starfucker-in-training, knowing the proper use of apostrophes isn’t as important as, say, the proper way to tickle some testes. I don’t know who the lucky DJ was at Spin’s “Elev8” dubstep night on Friday, but I do know this: Groupie’s heart ironic shirt’s.

—Seth Combs